tundrajaz

what, it is illegal to get a dish drunk? guess i cant let my fish swim in my vodka bottle, i mean come on what a stupid law. I bet the fish are none too happy either since they cannot partake in a little absolut vodka tasting. some even stupider laws
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These are great! I love reading about the rediculous laws placed into todays world that no one obeys. Keep them coming in the future it is always a good laugh.

Maryland:

1. It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. - Baltimore, MD
2. It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. - Baltimore, MD
3. It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. - Baltimore, MD
4. Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. - Baltimore City, MD
5. You may not curse inside the city limits. - Baltimore City, MD
6. Persons may not swear while on the highway. - Rockville, MD
7. It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it. - Rockville, MD
8. Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits. - Rockville, MD

 

Today we will investigate.......

Virginia:

1. Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
2. If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
3. Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
4. Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
5. It is illegal to tickle women.
6. No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. - Culpeper, VA
7. Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated. - Norfolk, VA
8. Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone. - Norfolk, VA
9. A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere. - Norfolk, VA
10. No person may keep a skunk as a pet. - Prince William County, VA

 

Today we will visit....

Pennsylvania:

1. It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
2. It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
3. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
4. Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
5. A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
6. You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
7. You may not sing in the bathtub.
8. It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
9. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
10. Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.

From my neighbors to the north Oregon

1. Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk. (J walkers be careful)
2. One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway
3. It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway (luckly I can pull off and leave it on the street)
4. Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car
5. A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary
6. Dishes must drip dry
7. It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex (I'm never moving here)
8. Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays (yet another ice cream law)
9. Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing

From my home State California (hence my screen name)

1. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses (obviously never been to S.F. where its overcast 80% of the time)
2. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
3. Bathhouses are against the law
4. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (I can't tell you how many times I've been happy I can pop a shot off at the whales while I'm driving down the PCH)
5. Women may not drive in a house coat.
6. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour (so I won't be in trouble if my car drives down the street at 50?)

Thank you to everyone who has already contributed to this blog.  We are getting some very funny stuff here and I encourage anyone who wants to add commentary or additional strange laws to do so.  Today's installment is from the great state of.....

Delaware:

1. It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
2. It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. - Lewes, DE
3. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. - Lewes, DE
4. No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicle. - Rehoboth Beach, DE
5. No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk. - Rehoboth Beach, DE
6. Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time. - Rehoboth Beach, DE
7. All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine. - South Bethany, DE

Arkansas

1. The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.    Ok so who gets in trouble here

2. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.   

3. Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.    WHAT  why not it holds water

City Laws in Arkansas

Fayetteville It is illegal to kill “any living creature”. Little Rock Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law. No one may “suddenly start or stop?  their car at a McDonald’s.  ( Gives new meaning to drive thru) Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.